And thus....

Walking on eggshells

1 + 1 = 3

Let x=y.  Then 

  x - y + y =  y

  x - y + y    y
  --------- = ---
     x-y      x-y

         y     y
    1 + --- = ---
        x-y   x-y

          1 = 0

Now we know that 1 = 1, so add the following three equations together:

1 = 0
1 = 1
1 = 1

On the right is 1+1, and on the left is 3 ones, and 3 ones make 3.

-Doctor Ken,  The Geometry Forum

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